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  • Do You Really Want To: Or Do You Just Want To…

    DABOISASTRGLEDT (phrases) – by Ivaniel “Ivo” Georgiev DABOIS are back with more of the same—struggling, struggling, and (you guessed it) more struggling. I’m honestly considering starting a school at this point. The School of Struggling—or Struggle. Doesn’t sound too bad,… Continue reading

  • I Hate Being Cynical, Yet I Am…

    In “I Hate Being Cynical, Yet I Am,” Ivaniel Georgiev wrestles with the paradox of cynicism and hope. Through raw introspection, he explores personal failures, philosophical wanderings, and the emotional toll of modern life. Despite disillusionment, Georgiev clings to the… Continue reading

  • Things Are Great: Until You Start Chewing With Your Mouth Open…

    In “Things Are Great; Until You Start Chewing with Your Mouth Open,” Ivaniel Georgiev dives into the messy beauty of human quirks and the fragile balance of relationships. Inspired by a line from Silo, he explores how minor habits—like loud… Continue reading

  • Effect Energy; More Like SCAM ENERGY…

    In “Effect Energy? More Like Scam Energy,” Ivaniel Georgiev delivers a scathing critique of manipulative marketing and the illusion of productivity. With biting humor and righteous frustration, he exposes how energy drinks and self-help slogans prey on insecurity and ambition.… Continue reading

  • I Was A F*cking Kid—But Was I…

    In “I Was A F*cking Kid—But Was I…”, Ivaniel Georgiev unpacks the tangled roots of identity, inheritance, and rebellion. Sparked by a scene from Succession, he reflects on childhood, parental blame, and the lifelong tension between who we’re told we… Continue reading

  • The Dating Manifesto…

    In “The Dating Manifesto,” Ivaniel Georgiev blends satire, sincerity, and soul-searching to redefine modern romance. Inspired by a quirky dating contract, he crafts his own manifesto—equal parts hilarious and heartfelt—laying out his values: authenticity, humor, vulnerability, and independence. Through playful… Continue reading

  • The World Is Your Oyster, But Wait; I Don’t Eat Oysters…

    In “The World Is Your Oyster—But Wait, I Don’t Eat Oysters,” Ivaniel Georgiev playfully dismantles the cliché of limitless opportunity. With sharp wit and introspective flair, he questions the pressure to dream big when the dreams don’t quite fit. Through… Continue reading